Once, there were three third graders. One was Italian, one was Jewish, and one was Black. They were at recess. They were also good friends.
“Whaddya wanna play?”, the Black guy said.
“Uh…soccer”, the Jew said.
“I can’t run. Remember my leg?”, the Italian guy said.
“How ‘bout we play “Who’s Got…
Two living and breathing human beings named their child HASHTAG.